A St Florian’s Campsite
Run by your usual crowd of friendly and helpful St Florianites
This campsite, due to management skills and style of life, places no upper limit of 28 places on the campsite. The campsite will cost $80 total per person + $7.50 for fighters. The money will need to be payed to Michael Hewitt on 33489319 or 0413751324.
Acacia. Acacia looks after the kitchen and also holds the secrets of the first aid box. ‘Den Ma’ as she is known, is the bane of all those who would sleep in and those with hangovers. A greasy breakfast is prepared in the twinkling of an eye to the accompaniment of raucous laughing at the unholy hour of 6.00am. Should tragedy strike at any hour, Den Ma is at hand. Severed limbs, impalements and even 1st degree decapitations are Acacia’s bread and butter.
Bain, not Blayne, not Cain and not Rhyvane. Hailing from Stornaway (also known as the Abyss), Bain is an all purpose agony aunt. If you have any problems, particularly about armour, fighting, transport and such, please see him at fighter practice
Michael. That’s me! I will be taking bookings, looking after money and fielding general enquiries about the whole bang and caboodle. If you have trouble contacting anyone on this list, give me a call. If you can sing, dance or otherwise entertain, I wouldn’t mind having a natter to you at some stage either.
Wolfe. Wolfe is not appearing is this campsite.
Introduction
Rowany is a five day festival held over the Easter break. The event takes places on the Tara Girl Guide’s camp ground in Silverdale, NSW. During the five days are such activities as fighting, singing, dancing, campfiring, attending collegias and of course, for those inclined, drinking and socialising at the tavern. For fighters, one big attraction of Rowany is that it is the largest war found in Australia. Much of the festival is focused on the 2 main war days. The field battle day is enhanced by the war muster in which different units march to the central muster area in all their best fighting regalia in a battle for the “Best Unit Award” awarded to a unit solely on appearance. Collegias, or in other words, studies on varied subjects provide an opportunity to learn new skills or at the very least improve on older ones.
Other activities such as plays, feasts, bardic circles are available to amuse most still alive people.
Directions to get there are as follows: -
Find the easiest way onto the Hume Highway
Take Camden, Liverpool, North Coast, (7)(89), Camden Valley Way exit off Hume
Highway.
Turn left at (89) Bringelly, Camden exit onto Camden Valley Way
Turn right onto Bringelly Road
Follow the signs to Bringelly, at the crossroads go straight ahead Bringelly
Road becomes Greendale Road
Go through Greendale and along about 5km of poor road, follow the signs to
Silverdale
Turn left onto Silverdale Road, at the roundabout take the left turn to
Silverdale on Silverdale Road
Go through Silverdale, at T-junction turn left onto Silverdale Road and then
take 1st left almost immediately onto Taylors
Road at the ‘Tara’ sign.
Follow Taylors Road to the right at the T-junction.
Continue alone Taylor’s Road and at the end is Tara Girl Guides’ Camp and
the Festival site.
Transport
The trip to Rowany is full of mystique and wonder. Wonder at why it isn’t closer to us. In any case, since the trip down and back takes up so much of your time, I will try to give you an idea of what it is actually like. In any case, it should be experienced at least once. You will find that depending on your timetable, you will arrive on site somewhere between Wednesday morning and Friday morning. The first activities begin on the Thursday afternoon. The people that run the campsite usually take a convoy down quite early in the week and while I cannot tell you how early we will go this year, we will try to get onsite in a reasonable timeframe to ensure that the tents and other bits and pieces are all available and ready to go for Thursday evening.
After 8 long years of Rowany some of the initial excitement has worn off the 14hr trip when viewed objectively however, when we first get on the road after everything is packed, the sun is usually starting to fall out of sight. The day is hot and some have had showers to refresh themselves before the marathon event. The convoy takes off (assuming no one has forgotten anything or nothing has gone wrong.)
About 15 minutes down the road we stop to fill petrol and make final preparations. The convoy vehicles are pumped full of Coke and lollies. The rustle of a bag of chips is heard from all angles. As the light fails we pull onto the freeway and step on the pedal. The conversations are animated and the cars are filled with laughter and the sound of mobiles going off . Some people hang out of windows like baboons and try and pass things between cars in a foolish attempt to become roadkill. An amazing amount of testosterone is expended during this time and all fighters are elevated to the status of demigod of war, at least in their own minds.
Things slow down sometime after dinner. This period is often the most normal as most testosterone has evaporated and the 2 hr trip has subdued the travellers. Conversations on tactics, politics and other academic subjects rule the tongue. The period stretches out and out as we pull over the range and into the cold, cold night air of the highlands. It is now obvious that all those people who were wearing jeans when it was so hot had a very good reason for it. Six hours out of Brisbane we stop to pick up Bill. It is very cold and we are shivering. We have a cup of tea at Bill’s house which revives us temporarily.
A new period comes upon us at one in the morning. People are weary and those driving are relying on their wakey wakey’s to keep them awake. We stop for a cup o’ coffee. The coffee tastes the same as the other 15 cups, but fails to penetrate the stomach lining that is coated with junk food. The desperate, eat a large greasy meal in the hope it will spark some amazing transformation. Convinced they are refreshed, the party leaves the station and continues. At 2 or 3 am, the sleepy drivers realize that their wakey wakey’s are asleep. Drivers change and spirits drop. Really serious discussions like religion and personal subjects are kept softly in the front seats but some have resorted to describing in minute detail text based adventure games to keep themselves awake. Wakey wakey’s try to think of something to talk about that will keep both themselves and their driver alive but soon fall into unconsciousness. The drivers sigh in relief as the wakey wakey ceases the mind numbing attempt.
Some interest is sparked as light hits the horizon at 5.30 am. Bleary eyes are seen to rise in the back for short periods but fall away again moments later. By 8.OOam we are in hell. McDonalds appears at and suckers us in every time because taste is no longer important.
The next 3 hours aren’t pretty as Mic and Kev go for the throat. Kev wants to play a tape of compiled music labelled “death beast, sex slave, rock god and fiends from underworld filth”. Michael does not want him to. Negotiation fails and trial by combat seems the only way of deciding the issue. An uneasy truce is called as UN intervention allows tape to be played. Tape seems to have mysteriously disappeared. Kev seems convinced that it is not a coincidence. Trial by combat continues. Everyone is cranky and grumpy. We arrive on site. The old crusty campaigners, stand and talk for a few moments before unloading everything. The newbies stumble around in confused horror before crying out and falling to the ground. After a slapping, they are ready to work. One chain gang crawls back into the vehicles and heads to town to shop and the other starts digging holes and putting up tents.
Consider your transport carefully. After all, you’ll learn to despise it unless it has an inbuilt swimming pool and luxury roomettes.
Flying is the least exhausting and most pleasant form of transport but has some drawbacks. It may be a little more expensive and you will have to find someone to transport your gear and also locate transport to the site from Sydney airport.
If you are a Plebeian, like everyone else, you will have to drive. Welcome to the joys of convoys. Between Tuesday and Thursday many St Florianites will be leaving the shire in convoys. Some seats are available for the minute cost of petrol down and back (usually about $50-60). Unfortunately, the days of plenty of seats in dodgy old vehicles without heating have all but gone, leaving well oiled crews of car hirers to provide your transport. Again the cost is greater.
The things you will need to take into account when searching for transport are
1) When you can/want to leave (what holidays you have)
2) Budget
3) Amount of gear
At Rowany
Rowany itself is often very different from what people expect. When you arrive, it is a field with a few tents. There are a few buildings here and there and a slope and you are tired and cranky after having driven for 12-14 hours. You see the camp and curse it for the desolate hole it is. The secret is to force yourself as quickly through the digging, tenting, shopping, carrying etc.. as possible, have a shower, come to the pub for dinner and then hit the sack. It all looks better in the morning.
Many will tell you that you get out of Rowany what you put in. Whilst this is true in some respects, it also depends on what sort of person you are. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t mind sleeping in a wet towel on an ants nest every night and changing clothes gets in the way of valuable fighting time you can hop in the car with your armour and leave.
If you are people like me, you like personal comforts and dislike dirt in your bed and boot marks on your pillows. If you are this sort of person, then you have two choices. Start your own campsite or join St Florian’s. Fortunately for newbies, A SF campsite caters for the large range of people between wet towels and feather beds and we’ll help you get a footing in a new environment.
Finally, there are the ‘period campsite’ people who like things to be ‘just so’. If you are this sort of person you will find period campsites of like minded people in St Florian such as St Sebastian’s and White Company etc... You will find however, that these campsites are invitation only and if invited, they will expect you to a) abide by standard rules set in place (authenticity) b) contribute effort and possibly finance to the campsite, that is, no riding on other people’s labour.
For the last two groups, things become a little more complicated. There are things that need to be done.
Deciding on a campsite
1) How much effort you want to put in
2) Budget
3) Desired comfort level
4) Level of attachment to modern conveniences
5) Transport room available
6) What you want to do at Rowany1) How much effort you want to put in :- The more complicated your dream for a campsite becomes, the more planning, effort, finance and dedication is required. Just ask Ulfgar or Constanzia. If you are interested in the period campsite, there are things like cooking, pavilions, clothing etc.. to be considered.
2) Budget. How much money do you have to spend on this enterprise. Costs mount quickly.
3) Whether you want a four poster bed in your pavilion or a foam mat in your bivouac. Remember changes of clothes and a variety of foods. How to deal with muddy boots and torrential downpour. How much light you want in your campsite.
4) The degree of authenticity you wish to experience.
5) How much room do you have to transport this ever growing pile of gear
6) When you arrive, do expect to be attending collegia, fighting all the time etc... what ‘special’ gear will you need for your activities.
St Florian’s Campsite
This St Florian’s campsite (we are all really St Florian’s campsites) has been in existence for quite some years and has finally settled down to a core of ‘hosts’ (introduced on page 1) that will be able to assist you in your Rowany disorientation. While the food is neither authentic nor extravagant, it is tasty and enjoyable. Dinner time can be quite enjoyable if you enjoy company. The money you provide the campsite goes towards the food you eat and the tents you use. This St Florian’s campsite provides a shower tent containing two showers and water chuffers to provide the hot water for the campsite so as to avoid the trek and lines to the far distant showers. Unfortunately, we are still working on having the huge ready supply of water near the campsite for baths so no steaming hot baths this year®. The Baron of Riverhaven for which we are and always will be exceedingly grateful constructed these facilities for us. A Kitchen tent is provided to hold the gas stoves and food laden tables that provide us our meals (thanks Acacia).
This year we will be fortunate enough to have a large tent to contain our armour and also a tent in which to dine. We are looking at purchasing some hay bales to make sure all is kept dry and to provide handy makeshift seating The fire... .1 forgot to mention the fire. So warm. ..so hot.. .arrgghhhh it’s burning me... All newbies learn a new safety dance on the first day. It’s called the Wolfe two-step.
Accommodation :- If you are going to Rowany you will need somewhere to lay your sleepy head. Many can tell you that sleeping on the ground in the dew after a hard night at the tavern is only sometimes rewarding, especially if you plan to fight the next day. You will need to supply yourself with some sort of tent or building in which to sleep. Normally, people sleep in tents. Big tents, small tents, round tents, square tents, orange tents, white tents, long tents, short tents etc... If you wish to sleep in tents, you have two choices 1) Provide your own tent 2) Hire a tent from Rowany.
If you are choosing the former, you will want to take into account the size of the tent. Remembering that you will be living in this tent for 5 days, it will hold all your gear and serve as a place in which to dress for the day. Remember, ladies that your dresses are difficult to put on especially while lying down. Being a luxury bunny, I do prefer to take a 4-6 man tent for 2 people.... hmm .. .comfort. The Rowany cottage tents are a good size for 2 people and tall enough to stand up in if you are relatively short. They will sell fast though, so if you plan on hiring, do it now. If you have not got a way of getting a tent, let me know and I will endeavour to find one for you. Day to Day :-
At Rowany, you will find that there are certain things you will need to bring. The days are warm and the nights can be very cool. Bring clothing that will allow you to be comfortable in both extremes. In the likely event that it will be wet, you will need bring clothes suitable for rain and mud and enough towels to ensure that they have time to dry if no sun is available. I suggest that women invest in a least one set of men’s garb like basses or tunic and trews as it can be more comfortable in the wet.
Feasting Gear: - Make sure you bring eating utensils including knife, fork, spoon , plate, bowl, goblet and possibly even a mug for hot drinks.
Chair :- chairs are invaluable. After all, what will you sit round the fire on? A director’s chair from any hardware shop is usually sufficient. I have been asked to stress the chairs issue. Please bring a chair and use it. Please do not occupy somebody else’s chair when they are standing and never remove a chair that is not your own from the campsite. This means that everyone will need to clearly mark his or her chairs.
Cloak :- cloaks keep you warm and they are soft and friendly. They can act as an extra blanket or a pillow. All in all, a very useful item.
Large mattress :- very comfortable. Remember to place a blanket under the mattress to stop the air inside from getting really cold.
Table :- You have the option to hire tables when you book and I always hire two. One to put in my tent and one to put in the armouring tent. Bain says hire your own table, don’t use mine. Fighters will be essentially hiring half a table each to go in the armouring tent as part of their campsite fee.
Light: - Always take a lantern and a torch. Put a torch in your tent and practice a little for operating a lantern so it doesn’t get all black and yucky.
Money: - There are several things to spend money on during this excursion. I will list the things that I spend on. Car hire, Petrol, food , munchies, pub meal trip (15) and very rarely, a mug or two of cider at the tavern . You also have the opportunity to buy fighters (retailing for $10 and up) in the fighter auction tourney, St Ursulan martyrs and things from the stalls on market day.
Armour: - Obviously, if you are a fighter, bringing your armour will be useful. Do not forget to bring spare strapping and tools for last minute repairs. Do NOT forget your authorisation card or forget to bring your mesh.
Fighting If you are going to Rowany, you may want to consider fighting. You can fight on the field as either a heavy fighter or if you eschew those close combat encounters, you could try fighting as a light. Armed with axes or arrows, you can strike fear into the hearts of your enemies at a more dignified distance. If either of those things appeal to you, you will need to begin training immediately and aim towards ‘authorisation’ before Rowany arrives. If you have questions about fighting and authorisation, speak to Lord Phillipe du Lac at fighter practice. Of course you will need to organise armour as quickly as possible. Whilst new armour may or may not be ready by festival depending on what you order, there are some loaner items out in the St Florian void which could allow you to compile a ‘harness’.
Once your armour and authorisation have been sorted out, you may wish to find a unit to fight for. There are various units within St Florian that comprise the St Florian’s Division. The Ventbarre unit will be based in and around the area of the St Florian’s campsite and it is entirely possible that other units may also use the campsite as a muster ground. For more information ask around at fighter practice. If you are considering fighting light you will need to address the issue of ammunition. Arrows can be expensive and you will need a fair few for a decent fight.
Finally, Rowany is all about having a good time but not at the expense of other people. Like the SCA, this campsite is built on an honour system. We rely on everyone to do the daily chores they are assigned and to take good care of the equipment we use, whether that means cleaning up after yourself, wiping down tables or covering up food after use. A good dose of humility and consideration is required when living in close proximity with so many people. If you have any health requirements or food requirements, please be sure to fill out the attached form correctly so that we can be prepared for any eventuality. Please be aware that we will be trying to manage the campsite as efficiently, cost effectively and smoothly as possible and it will be appreciated if you listen to any announcements and follow any requests we give concerning the campsite and your interaction therein. If you have any questions, suggestions or issues you would like to raise, feel free to call me on 0413751324, 33489319 or email me on Winston@bit.net.au <mailto:Winston@bit.net.au>
Please complete this form and return to Michael Hewitt with money to confirm booking. $80 + 7.50 per fighter.
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Name |
Fighter Y/N |
Arrival Time |
Departure Time |
Dietary Requirements |
Tent Y/N -Size |
Notes* |
Cost |
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* With regards to the notes, please list anything you could supply which might be of assistance to the campsite or any other requirements you may have.